We have two geriatric dogs, Sparky and Buttons. Sparky is deaf and Buttons is blind. They're both really sweet dogs, but poor Buttons can NOT seem to figure out what going outside is all about.
I take her outside, and she stands by the door with her legs crossed until I let her back in. She comes in, demands her treat, and gives me this little attitude pose that says, "It's ABOUT time, I nearly had an accident out there!"